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Butch Koltai: The
Hungarian Shirt Ripper, who tries to compensate his lack of skills and
speed by pulling and sometimes ripping opponents' shirts. Used to be our
youngest / fastest and fittest player. We all still wonder what happened ?
Still a strong force in attack and regular goal scorer (11 years).
Doug Slusher: (US)
Used to be faster than lightning and was our best 'mover' of the ball.
However since he has married... Still our main assist man (13 years).
Uli
Pfeil: (Austrian) Der Bomber landed at JIS Xmas 2003. Has the
physique of der bomber (legendary Bayen Munich striker) but not his
scoring record quite yet, he stops scoring after 10 goals per season. We
are still waiting and hoping for more goals to come (5 years).
Andreas: (Polish)
One of the most experienced League players. He even had a (shameful)
spell with the Frogs in his early Jakarta days before joining JIS. Still
our reliable Polish Pole in Goal (50 + years).
Uwe Luedecke: (Co-Captain, German) How did we ever end up with
a German in our team, when even German Plus rejected him ? He is for sale,
in case you need a very (un)reliable and slow sweeper, who never shuts up,
but overall not too bad for his age 50+, our most senior now (11 years).
Owain Jones:
(Welsh) Nickname Vinny after former Wimbledon scumbag Vinny Jones. Say no
more ! Scored the JIS goal of the season in 2002 vs Wanderers. The only
player who always needs his driver to get him home after the games (10
years).
Lance
Murgatroyd: (South Africa): The "Beckam' of JIS who takes all corners
and most free kicks with his silky right foot. Unfortunately, unlike the
Real one, he never scores any of his free kicks... One of our architects
in midfield (9 years).
Mark
Gray: (England English) Ruthless defender, who even comes after his
own team mates if necessary. Known for his never-ending rushes on the
right wing. Has used his left foot once in his entire career (to stamp on
some Indian leg...) be aware of his back headers (15 years)
Jurrien Sietsma:
(Dutch, Captain) Used to score a lot of goals with his head, but seems to
have lost his touch (and speed) after a serious back injury. Is playing as
defensive midfielder now, since he doesn't have the legs anymore to rule
(and run) the attacking midfield (11 years).
Stephane Thos:
(France) First frog ever to play for JIS. Great addition to the team
despite his nationality. Beware of his temper! We stopped counting his
yellow cards! (5 years)
Gordon Boyd: Our
skillful midfield general, who creates goals for others and scores himself
as well. Unfortunately the new job with 1000 Vitamines costs him some
important games (8 years on and off).
Will Julius: (USA)
Our youngster in the team, another scoring machine on the left wing, we
expect more from him in the years to come after fully recovery from his
injury in April 2008 (3 years)
Harry “Bond” Langbroek:
(Dutch) another JIS alumni with celebrity status and sometimes legal
problems, very unreliable due to his permanent shootings for silly TV
shows (8 years)
Bob Scholten:
(Dutch) the youngest Dutch player we have, is improving and is the aerial
king in defense, learning fast from the Dutch captain and will most likely
substitute more often the German co-captain (2 years)
Mike Brumby:
(England) Again a JIS alumni coming back to the roots, is increasing our
attack danger and made it to top scorer in his first year with us. Beware
when you see him in bars at night, very dangerous…. (2 years)
David Suarez:
(USA) comes from time to time, fast without real skills, but keeps smiling
and enjoys his 5 good actions/crosses per game, has sometimes strange
priorities… (4 years)
Neco Lambey:
(Belize) People people! Our only ex-professional, played for Belize
premier league, although we are not sure if this really exists, got
promoted to midfielder after too many mistakes in defense (3 years)
Maurice Bloem:
(Dutch), old JIS dad and ex-Knudde player, joined us to keep fit, but
seldom in town with his new job, also he is scoring once in a while…. (2
years JIS) before 8 years Knudde
Benny Saputra:
(Indonesia), our only Indonesian player, belongs to the Uwe family with
bad German influence, has usually his 20 minutes of fame and scores from
time to time to his own surprise
JIS Supporter Fan
Club
Our only 2 members make
almost every game and have to be named here: Kristan Julius (mother
of current player Will) and Roland Litsberger (father of ex-player
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